Who Said that the Chief Doesn't Have a sense of Humor?

How's this for conduct unbecoming: One day, the chief got a hold of a bottle of vodka that was left at the station. He thought it would be really funny if he spiked the secretary's morning coffee. What wasn't very funny was the fact the secretary was, at that time, on medication. Chief genius also never thought to check to see if it really was vodka in the opened bottle. Laying around the police station, no one knew where it came from let alone what was contained in it. After a while, the secretary started to feel the affect of the alcohol, and that's when chief idiot came clean about the java additive.

Yeah, Its all fun and games 'til someone gets suspended, as he did.